{"id":131,"date":"2011-12-07T18:37:13","date_gmt":"2011-12-08T02:37:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/conversationsonabus.com\/?p=131"},"modified":"2011-12-07T18:37:13","modified_gmt":"2011-12-08T02:37:13","slug":"131","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conversationsonabus.com\/?p=131","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two hipsters on the subway, &#8220;The minute they isolate the gay gene conservatives will be pro-choice.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sara T \u00e2\u20ac\u201c New York, New York<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two hipsters on the subway, &#8220;The minute they isolate the gay gene conservatives will be pro-choice.&#8221; Sara T \u00e2\u20ac\u201c New York, New York<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":151,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sEkQs-131","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":64,"url":"https:\/\/conversationsonabus.com\/?p=64","url_meta":{"origin":131,"position":0},"title":"Boy on my bus who\u2026","author":"Markus","date":"10\/26\/2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Boy on my bus who just used his iPhone to prove he was right, \"This takes know it all to a whole new level.\" Response from his friend, \"No it doesn't.\" The boy said, \"Hold on,\" and picked up his phone to prove her wrong. 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