{"id":106,"date":"2010-12-27T18:17:09","date_gmt":"2010-12-28T02:17:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/conversationsonabus.com\/?p=106"},"modified":"2010-12-29T20:26:19","modified_gmt":"2010-12-30T04:26:19","slug":"106","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conversationsonabus.com\/?p=106","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><strong>The Number 4 Bus<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A middle age woman gets on my bus in the middle of winter and is obviously from another country and does not speak very good english. The bus gets crowded and this teenager starts talking in a hostile manner after a while.<\/p>\n<p>Teenager: What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s yo problem<\/p>\n<p>Visiting Woman: I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sorry<\/p>\n<p>Teenager: (Very Angry) You keep looking at us you.<\/p>\n<p>Visiting woman: I<\/p>\n<p>Teenager: You better keep your eyes in your own business.<\/p>\n<p>Visiting Woman: I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sorry, It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just I not seen many Africans, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m from Finnland.<\/p>\n<p>Teenager: (Surprised) You don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have Africans where you are from?<\/p>\n<p>Visiting Woman: No, are they all like you?<\/p>\n<p>Teenager: (Very pissed and Defensive) Whadya mean?<\/p>\n<p>Visiting Woman: So beautiful<\/p>\n<p>Teenager: (Shocked) I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know, Maybe.<\/p>\n<p>Visiting Woman: I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m Ansa<\/p>\n<p>Teenager drops her anger and sits next to Ansa, they talk and laugh all the way downtown and my faith in humanity is restored.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"http:\/\/sonnetoptics.net\/sonoforegon\/2010\/9\/10\/top-strange-conversations-on-my-bus.html\" href=\"http:\/\/sonnetoptics.net\/sonoforegon\/2010\/9\/10\/top-strange-conversations-on-my-bus.html\">Dan Christensen<\/a> &#8211; Bus Driver<br \/>\nPortland, Oregon USA<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Number 4 Bus A middle age woman gets on my bus in the middle of winter and is obviously from another country and does not speak very good english. The bus gets crowded and this teenager starts talking in a hostile manner after a while. Teenager: What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s yo problem Visiting Woman: I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sorry Teenager: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":151,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sEkQs-106","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":30,"url":"https:\/\/conversationsonabus.com\/?p=30","url_meta":{"origin":106,"position":0},"title":"\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Two things I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t run\u2026","author":"Markus","date":"09\/22\/2009","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Two things I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t run for \u00e2\u20ac\u201c a bus or a man \u00e2\u20ac\u02dccause they both gonna leave you.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d This bit of wisdom was said by a woman with a lilting Jamaican accent.\u00c2\u00a0 She was talking with her friend who was waiting, as was I, on the #66 bus at Dudley\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;At a bus stop&quot;","block_context":{"text":"At a bus stop","link":"https:\/\/conversationsonabus.com\/?cat=3"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":83,"url":"https:\/\/conversationsonabus.com\/?p=83","url_meta":{"origin":106,"position":1},"title":"A middle aged man was\u2026","author":"Markus","date":"12\/07\/2011","format":false,"excerpt":"A middle aged man was talking about his girlfriend who was currently on a diet. \"She's a cruise ship of fun... Without all the fatty food.\" Bill - Helena, Montana","rel":"","context":"In &quot;On a bus&quot;","block_context":{"text":"On a bus","link":"https:\/\/conversationsonabus.com\/?cat=5"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":103,"url":"https:\/\/conversationsonabus.com\/?p=103","url_meta":{"origin":106,"position":2},"title":"Overheard on the Eastbound #4\u2026","author":"Markus","date":"12\/23\/2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Overheard on the Eastbound #4 Bus A group of teenagers are cutting up in the back. The bus reaches a crowded stop, where another group of teenagers is waiting to get on. Girl in back: \"Lord, my sister's about to get on this bus.\" Boy in back: \"Oh, that one\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;On a bus&quot;","block_context":{"text":"On a bus","link":"https:\/\/conversationsonabus.com\/?cat=5"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":54,"url":"https:\/\/conversationsonabus.com\/?p=54","url_meta":{"origin":106,"position":3},"title":"Things I've heard on the\u2026","author":"Markus","date":"09\/28\/2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Things I've heard on the bus that shouldn't be said on the bus: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I had that Norovirus yesterday.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I had my first... what do they call it... a 'Swing-Ding'? What is it when you have two chicks and one guy?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153My parole officer is a real dick.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Erik - Middleton,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;On a bus&quot;","block_context":{"text":"On a bus","link":"https:\/\/conversationsonabus.com\/?cat=5"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":87,"url":"https:\/\/conversationsonabus.com\/?p=87","url_meta":{"origin":106,"position":4},"title":"Overheard on a tour bus\u2026","author":"Markus","date":"01\/01\/2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Overheard on a tour bus in Napa Vally. Two older guys were talking about their favorite wine. This made me giggle: \"I don't discriminate as long as it's white.\" Barbara - Venice Beach, CA","rel":"","context":"In &quot;On a tour bus&quot;","block_context":{"text":"On a tour bus","link":"https:\/\/conversationsonabus.com\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":64,"url":"https:\/\/conversationsonabus.com\/?p=64","url_meta":{"origin":106,"position":5},"title":"Boy on my bus who\u2026","author":"Markus","date":"10\/26\/2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Boy on my bus who just used his iPhone to prove he was right, \"This takes know it all to a whole new level.\" Response from his friend, \"No it doesn't.\" The boy said, \"Hold on,\" and picked up his phone to prove her wrong. 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